Headlines for March:

MY JENNY BEATEN - Buppy-Sugar accidentally lashes out at ‘My Jenny’ in his sleep

Highlights for March:

IS RYAN GAY? - Bad examines the character of Ryan Evans in her latest HSM article

STEALING CARS - How to Commit the Perfect Crime (Part 3) by Beef *FEATURED ARTICLE*

LETTER FROM THE EDITOR - March Editor, Bug, is unimpressed with her Science teacher, who thinks that time is a force

WOLFMAN, PONYO AND THE ROAD - film reviews by Buppy-Sugar, BrianMay and Bright-Young-Thing

Quote of the month:

“I just grabbed your handle again.” - Bad

Poll

At the Googoo Picnic, I would like to see:

More houmous

Less football

More football

Zac Efron

Results so far:

More houmous
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Less football
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More football
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Zac Efron
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Latest babies to join the gang

Kat as Bombshell Baby

How to commit the perfect crime

By BEEF BABY

01 March 2010

Part 3: Stealing cars

All cars have serial numbers stamped into them in numerous different places, called the VIN (Vehicle Identification Number). This uniquely identifies the car much like DNA for humans. The VIN will be put in a couple of places, some obvious (e.g. on a metal plate just under the windshield) and some hidden (e.g. on the engine). Other places include: On the door frame/door post of the front doors (usually driver's but sometimes passengers), on the steering wheel/steering column and on the radiator support bracket. You can sometimes find out on the internet where all the VINs are for your particular make of car.

To make the car untraceable, you need to get rid of these VINs and the license plates. This is not easy, as serial numbers can often be restored depending on the technique used to deface them. VINs on metal are stamped in, altering the crystal structure of the metal. Filing or grinding does not change this, and the serial can be revealed by chemical etching. Instead, you should file it down until the numbers are not visible, and then hammer on it until you create a clear indent where the numbers were. Hammer in nails and other pointy objects to create new dents over the top of the original numbers.

VINs on plastic and car engines are usually heat treated to reveal the number. If possible, just remove that piece of plastic. If this is not possible, heat that area with a blowtorch, and once it starts to glow/melt, bash it with a hammer until the numbers are not visible. This is probably not possible with an engine – so just buy a new one.